Single Men Rejoice That I'm not Single

I've previously posted my rejoices of the fact I'm not single. I've discussed the horrors I've imagined that lie in the dating world. I realized today though, that there are probably single men who thank their lucky stars that I have a boyfriend. The most wonderful boyfriend Jack. Single men look at me and can sense that if I were actually single I'd probably try to turn my errands into a charming afternoon date. They'd think to themselves, "If she and I were in a relationship that'd be a fine way to spend the afternoon. But, she's the type of girl who would suggest dropping off promotional postcards in Williamsburg on a Saturday afternoon as an event for a second date. That's kind of bullshit." They'd be right. However, I'm sure single men would keep those thoughts to themselves, agree to go on the bullshit date, and hope I put out. And single men's hopes would be dashed because I don't live in Williamsburg and I'm not a fan of sex in public parks.

And so when single men hear I have a boyfriend. They say to themselves, "Phew."
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This Sunday 8pm "I Love Jack" Comedy Variety Hour (give or take) Welcomes special guests:
Dan Allen (Comedy Central), Adira Amram (Ars Nova), Carla Rhodes, (Rock and Roll Ventrilquist), Will McKinley (Sirius Satellite Radio), PJ Zeller (film: End of the Spear), Regie Cabico (Def Poetry Slam)
Hosted by Rachael Parenta (Richard Simmons Show 1983)
with DJ Your Friend Jesse (Creator of True Adventures in History Graphic Novel Series)