Monday, April 04, 2011

Kids Don't Do It!

No today's blog title is not missing a comma.

Listen folks if you are the fence about whether or not to have children show yourself some tough love. Find a movie theater showing "Diary of a Wimpy Kid" the sequel and go watch it. If after sitting through that movie you think you still want kids, now with the knowledge of what kind of movies you'll be spending top dollar to sit through year after preteen year, then you never were really on the fence about kids at all. And may I suggest becoming Amish.

As for the rest of you. You are welcome. Having kids isn't all it's cracked up to be. It's filled with plot-less movies with bad acting and bad cinematography. I never knew I could notice the way a movie was shot. Let that movie be a lesson to you.

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