Showing posts from 2007

You Learn SomethingNew Everyday

Another Morning After Question Answered

Christmas Koan

For Christmas Eve

What I want for Christmas

Christmas Cunundrum

Morning After meets Smallhands

The Morning After Six Months of Radio Silence

Two Things I was Told To Put In My Act

Holiday Merth

I is Brilliant!


Bob Ross Incarnate

Why My Single Friends are Better Than My Relationshiped Friends

Pre-Hanukka Tale That Has Nothing to do with Hanukka

Venezuelans are Single and Loving It

Andy Rooney is a Tool

Love: How Sweet It Is

Your Mother Your Exterminator

Good News, Ladies

I Know About Girl Things

More Than a Stone

songs then and now

Joseph Heller + My Mother + Self Pity = Me

I Wrote a Joke Last Night

Election Day--Week Ago

Veterans Day Joke A Day Later

Could Jesus Have Been Right?

Orange Juice and Chicken Soup

Have You Had Your Break Today?


If I Actually Had Fellow Goonies My Life Would Be Less of Goonie Adventure

I Wrote it I Don't Have a Clue Either.

Fowl Cliches

Is There Really No One Out There?

Problem Solved

Just Another Bit for The One Woman Show I'll Never Do (Rewritten)

Europe on $5 A Day

When Presumption Kills the Mood

The Stars: The Mendacious Sales People of the Universe

Public Service Announcement

I can't even trust plastic

Matriarch Allegory #1

Sunday Koan

Don't Go Breaking My Heart

The Missing Emily Post Lesson on Party Conversation

Economic Down Turn: Sign 1

De-Corking: A question on Eatery Policy

A Senior Moment

Error In Design

Obligatory Love and Football Metaphor

My 2016 Platform

Once Upon A Time In A Land 1500 Miles Away