The Stars: The Mendacious Sales People of the Universe
I really need to quit the horoscopes. It's time I stopped reading them. They are ruining my life. I read a bunch of horoscopes they all tell me how awesome my Cancer day is going to be and then it's not awesome. The love, the riches, the accollades, and the real-estate ventures, never arrive and I find by midnight I'm highly disappointed. If I never read a horoscope I wouldn't expect anything but the mundane. Horoscopes give me hope and that hope is killing me.