Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Your Mother Your Exterminator

It is said that the urine from a pregnant woman will kill a rabbit. In different circles it is said that rabits are a type of rodant. That same different circle also alledges that mice and rats found in New York City are also rodants. So what I'm thinking is if you have a mouse problem in your apartment or office you should invite pregnant women to your space to pee on your floors and furniture. Then go out and buy a bunch of Frebreeze and Arm and Hammer baking soda to remove the stench.

Or what if all the pregnant ladies who get to sit down on the subway earned their seats by peeing on the tracks?

It's the green way to exterminate vermon.

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