Holiday Merth

It's Christmas time which means it's time once again for my mother to holiday shop. She asked me what I wanted this year. I responded, "Knives." (to cook with, people. Not to stab comedians with). My mom said, "Ehhh. Hmmm. How about I pay for you to get your upper lip waxed." I said, "I think that'll be a little hard to wrap. And does that fit under a tree?"

You know you have some mustache when your mother won't kiss you.

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Anonymous said…
it also shows how much your boyfriend loves you since he still kissed you. Or, at the very least, it helps explain that "cold" he had was afraid he'd give you.
Christina said…
I didn't know mine was noticeable until the laser lady who was lasering other things suggested I add in my lip. That was a crushing day.
Anonymous said…
My friend took me to get my eyebrows waxed. The joke was on her when the waxer asked, "While you're here do you want to get rid of that shadow on your lip?"
Allison said…
All hair-removal technicians ask about the lip. It's their secret way of shaming you into spending more money.

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