I'm on the Side of Righteousness

In a couple of weeks I will be presiding over a wedding ceremony. Yes, me-Rachael Parenta, comedian, non-religious, barely spiritual--will be officiating a wedding. This wedding is a special wedding the couple to be wed are big Halloween fans and are to be married October 30th. They are trying to convince their guests to wear costumes. They want the ring barer to be in a bear costume. They plan to sing a song with together, accompanied by a Ukulele after their vows but before they kiss and are presented to the witnesses as newly married. The bride is planning to wear devil horns on her head during the ceremony in honor of Halloween.

This wedding does nothing to the integrity of the institution of marriage because the couple is straight.