The Nerds Have No Revenge

In high school my friends and I would plan to have senior cut day--just like Ferris Bueller. But we were so nerdy we could never make it materialize. "Oh no, I can't cut Tuesday I have a big calculous test."

"Well, I can't cut Wednesday. I have to hand in my English paper. I'd get it done early but I'm working on my History research paper."

"You guys really, think I'm going to skip Thursday and get a zero for my physics lab?"

and then I'd cry, "You know what guys just forget it!"