Reasons to Stay in a Relationship

1. Your lease isn't up yet.

2. You would have to start shaving your legs again.

3. You'd be completely alone if you broke up with your boyfriend because you have thrown away all your friends putting all your social eggs in one social basket. Not that those friends were any good anyhow, it's just they would have done in a pinch. A pinch like breaking up with your boyfriend and now needing someone to bowl with.