Definitive Proof

Global warming is a hoax. There is no global warming. If the globe was warming that would mean the polar ice caps were melting. If the polar ice caps melt the world would experience a great and horrific flood. According to the bible God threw up a rainbow to let the Noah know that God would never flood the Earth again. What's more powerful greenhouse gas emmissions or the Lord Almighty? It's in his title "Almighty." So there you have it. Global warming just can't be. The bible tells us so.

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Anonymous said…
I mean, it's cool that you've got a funny thing to say about it, buuuuttt... maybe let's not give people more justification for ignoring the problem.

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