Hypercritically Delicious

It can happen that after having a conversation with me that you leave the conversation thinking, "That Rachael Parenta is very anti-corporation." I'm here to tell you that isn't true. I love corporations. Well, at least three of them--Ben & Jerry's, Hagan Daz, and Breyers. (I believe Breyers owns eith B&J or HD or both but it doesn't make the ice cream any less heavenly.) I'm sure these corporations treat their cows horribly. But you know what? If God didn't want us eating ice cream he would have given cows poisonous fangs and a viscious temper.