More on What I saw on TV

Early this morning at about 3:30am I felt like my large intestines were having a miscarriage or fighting a holy war. And so I shirked most of my responsibilities and loafed around the apartment. I discovered a wonderful ad by Hyundai.

The ad goes something like this, "It has been said that the best time to find a job is when you already have a job. But since many of you Americans don't have a job right now try buying a Hyundia and see if that helps you get a job. And if it doesn't don't worry you can always live in your Hyundia, cause lord knows you won't be living in your houses much longer. So take a test drive of your new home today."