I'm Making Great US Policy

I've done it. I've solved three of our major problems. All we have to do is make human sized hamster wheels.

With human sized hamster wheels we will hire humans to run on them to create electricity we need to run our lives and our cars.

This solves three problems. 1)Unemployed people will now have jobs. 2) We no longer will be dependent on foreign oil, and 3) we'll conquer American obesity.

Now all we have to do is build the human sized hamster wheels.