Tuesday, January 12, 2010

I'm on a Roll of Genius

Hey all just wanted to let all you social climbers and fame seekers to know that I have a knew job. I'm a dialect coach on hollywood movies shot here in the New York City area. I'm in constant contact with A list celebrities who need to do Brooklyn dialects, Jersey Dialects, and Irish accents. You name it I coach it.

You don't believe me? Just ask me how do any accent or dialect and I'll direct your soft pallet. See I know what the soft pallet is how could I be lying. Now if you want to get in on my connections you need to help me out. Put me on your comedy show and whatever else I find useful. We can use each other.

Now remember if you're doing a New Yorker it's all abou the shwah.

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