I'm All Growns UP

Yesterday, I decided to save some money by riding my bike instead of taking the subway. A saving of $4 round trip. I didn't take into account my allergies. Inhaling great amounts of pollen as I rode through the city streets did not do my body good. When I arrived at the Slipper Room my eyes overflowed with saline and snot dripped to the floor. I was quite the sight. Oopsy. I quickly left the bar and headed to Duane Reade where I spent $5.49 for four ounces of children's Benadryl and another $2 on packets of tissues--plus tax of course. So I wound up spending more money than I would have if I took the subway.