Spring and The Ozone

The other day I went for a walk in Prospect Park. It was a lovely day. I couldn't get enough of the sun. It was awesome to absorb all those rays. And that's when it hit me. I think the collective subconscious of human kind has been destructively at work these 10,000 + years. Basically, we love the sun so much, we can't get enough of it, so we create things like hairspray and combustible engines to destroy the ozone layer of our atmosphere. We desperately want to get more sun and our collective subconscious knows it.

It's kind of like the ozone layer is cock blocking us. But intead of being some wussy guy who just accepts the bullshit, we say, "Hell, no!" And we create the behive hairdo. "Take that you ozone layer."

It all makes sense to me now.


George W. Bush said…
The ozone is fine! But if there was a problem with it, it is Iraq's fault.