Product Placement

Earlier this week I was handed a takeout menu by a man standing on the street whose job it was to hand out take out menus for Texas Rotissiere Grill. The front cover of the menu claimed that the restaurant served authentic Texas Cuisine. When I opened it up I found listed in the appetizers section "buffalo wings." Is Buffalo, NY aware of a rival town of Buffalo in Texas also making wings?
I purchased conditioner made by Pantene. Supposedly, it's specifically designed for curly hair. On the bottle is printed the following statement "99% more curl definition." How do you measure curl definition? Are there instruments calibrated for curls? And how do you know if the curl is 99% more defined?
I'm just saying.