Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Bloomberg Sounds Very Congested

I've finally figured it out. I now know why Mayor Bloomberg is so determined to reduce traffic congestion in Manhattan. He is tired of sitting in traffic. If the mayor really cared about a "greener" New York City don't you think he'd be driven around in a solar powered car like the one Ed Begley Jr. drives? Or at least take the subway. Bloomberg only takes the subway when there is a terrorist threat to prove to people, who might otherwise take to their cars and therefore clog up his driving lanes, that the subway is safe to ride. Once Bloomberg is finished with his second term he'll have no need to ever travel above 86th street, or to travel to an outer borough, or have a reason to ever take a subway again. The billionaire needs the roads cleared for his gas guzzling limosine to drive him 20 blocks.

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