Penorious isn't a Napolean Complex
I was telling this guy at a party that I just bought kid's sized sandals because they were 60% cheaper than the adult version of the same sandal. I also expressed how I was scared the size 5 kids might be too big, but the online store was out of 4 kids. I had my fingers crossed that the 5 would fit. The dude said, "How small are you?" I'm said, "Um, I'm right infront of you. This is how small I am."