Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Post Coital Conversation

A friend of mine told me a story of her one night stand this past weekend. I present to you my interpretation of the converstation.

Setting-- A man and woman lie in bed as the sun shines through the window.

Man: I'd like to take you out sometime.
Woman: Yeah, umm...If we dated and my ex-boyfriend found out...
Man: Is he dangerous?
Woman: No. Not all he just wouldn't be very jealous. You know?
Man: Oh my god! Are you ashamed of me?
Woman: No. No no. Not all. I'm just not proud of you.

and scene.

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