I was reading an article in the New York Times about women's sexuality. The article stated some drug companies are trying to create a pill to increase women's libido. Basically, they want to create the female "viagra." Umm...I think we already have that it's called alcohol. It cost approximately $6 a shot or discounted Monday - Fridays at a price of 2 shots for $6.
"Hey, Rachael that's all fine and good, but what about women who are recovering alcoholics?" I think we all know that alcoholism is hereditary. We also know that sex spreads genetic material. So perhaps those women shouldn't be having sex and passing on their alcoholic genetic material to the next generation.
I'm ready for my close-up for my picture in the AMA. Thank you. I couldn't have done this without the help of the bartenders. Without them my research never would have gotten off the ground.