Up the Lazy River? No Way I'd Paddle There

I reached the epitome of laziness yesterday when trying to justify my day,and make a case for my productivity, I listed as my accomplishments for the day changing out of my pajamas into regular clothes. I guess it could have been worse. I could have just taken off my pajamas and then been too lazy to put on anything else. Perhaps it wasn't quite rock bottom, The day I justify my day with a list containing, breathing, eye blinking, and picking my toe nails is the day someone needs to smother me with a pillow. Yes, someone else will have to do it because I doubt I'll find the motivation.

Thankfully today I have this blogpost as my list of accomplishments.