No, I Don't Either

Have you ever gotten so drunk that the need to text message a boy you like, "Ever have sex with a friend?" But then you chicken out and instead you text, " Damn! Phil Mickelson really choked at the US open this year. Hope you didn't loose your shirt." And then you realize that maybe if you didn't drink so much you wouldn't find yourself attracted to degenerates who bet on golf.

Yeah me niether, but my best friend Anna, she's nuts, and she did that.

Feel free to come down to Rififi tonight and see me perform my hilarious, guitar comedy. I don't know who else is on the show but, it starts at 10pm I think it's $5 and it should be fun. Plus, I'll need moral support when I'm yet again disappointed by astrology.