I am Woman Hear Me Roar: But Not Vote

Apparently because I'm a woman I'm supposed to vote for Hillary Clinton. It's ridiculous we have nothing in common except that we are both women. I mean, she's married...to a douche bag. And I only date douche bags. Should I vote for her because if she gets into office she's going to out law dating socio-paths. Maybe make manicures tax deductible. Hopefully, she'll hold her national radio addresses during Sex and the City parties.