Side Effects Include

A week ago Thursday I woke up with a case of Meningitis of the body. My joints hurt, my muscles hurt, my skin hurt, and my hair hurt. Friday the Meningitis was gone only to be replaced by some sort of condition where fluid oozes out of body orifices, such as noses and pores. By Sunday I had consumption. Now I'm just waiting to get addicted to morphine so I can I be the protagonist in Eugene O'Neill play.

Through all that the Giants were able to somehow win a play off game, though I have suffered an outer nose injury. I should be ready to go by this coming Sunday. We'll see how my consumption affects my ability to yell at the television.

Have a happy weekend. Stay dry.