Just a Couple of Jokes

Work isn't for everyone. Just like mussles arent' for everyone. Or muscles for that matter. I happen to be a big fan of both mussels and muscles, but work...that's not really my thing. It's not for me, so I try to avoid it just like most people avoid ordering mussels or going to the gym.
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I hate using condoms so much I only sleep with guys no one else will.

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Will McKinley said…
First, the positive.

That condom line is brilliant. If that joke is not part of your permanent set, it should be now.

Second, you don't hate work. You hate stupid, demeaning work that is below you.

Writing is work. You don't hate that, because you're good at it and it creatively satisfies you. You could find that in a paying job, and still pursue your artistic endeavors.

Love,
Dad

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