Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Men Don't Like Sex

Today I would like to debunk a great 1st World myth that men enjoy sex. If we look at our society logically we can see that the truth is that men don't enjoy sex.

If you're reading this blog most likely you live in a patriarchial society just like me. Our society has been dominated by men for over 10,000 years. Meaning men have been in charge and are still basically in charge. Here's my question: If you're a man and therefore in charge why would you create a system where you can't get the thing you want most--sex? Why raise women to refuse sex. Why develop an stigma toward women who like to give it up. The words whore and slut are insults. On the contrary the word cook is not an insult. In fact until recently women have been raised to be fine cooks. Which leads me to believe men love food, but hate sex.

If men liked sex they would have established laws that outlaw the wearing of pants. A person could get tax credit for sleeping with as many men as possible. Instead of what we have now, where a person gets credit for having a spouse and we all know married people don't have sex. And did you know that receiving money for sexual favors or paying for sexual favors is illegal in most states in the US? Well, it is. However, it's not illegal to buy or sell food. Do you get it. Men, love food and not sex.

"But, Rachael the porn industry is a billion dollar industry." Yes it is. But, porn workers are not well esteemed in this country. A regular actor may hold political office but not porn actor. Further, porn aids in masturbation, not so much in two (or more) person sex. Why? Because you can watch porn, masturbate, and eat a sandwhich. The eating of a sandwhich or even a bowl of pasta is not really condusive to two person sex.

If we look at our moraes and laws we can see that men do not like sex, but do like food.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

YOUR POST IS CRAZY! WHY WOULD WE NOT LIKE SEX? FIRST OF ALL, MEN RAISE GIRLS NOT TO GIVE IT UP, BC ITS ALWAYS FUNNER TO TRY AND GET THEM OTHER THAN HAVING THEM THROW THERESELVES AT YOU, THUS ALSO KEEPING STD'S AWAY 2....AND WHY WE DONT GO AROUND NOT WEARING PANTS IS BC MOST MEN GET UNCOMFORTABLE EASY AND DONT LIKE TO SHOW THERE PACKAGE TO LOTS OF PPL AND IT WOULDNT BE RIGHT FOR KIDS...I THINK U NEED TO RETHINK URE THEORY, BC IF U CAME TO MY HOUSE, I DONT THINK ID BE WANTING A SANDWHICH...PS AIM: LAZY4LONGTIME EMAIL, APARSONS89@YAHOO.COM

Anonymous said...

AND ALSO, PORN IS BEST WITH 2 PPL, THE ONLY REASON GUYS NEED IT AS OFTEN IS IF GIRLS ARE GONE....THAT SUCKS.....AND WE EAT BC THERES NOTHING BETTER TO DO, AKA WOMEN...APARSONS89@YAHOO.COM

pornstudent said...

That's funny. And there is some truth in your humor. Hmmm.

Will McKinley said...

Rachel I think you have an admirer with a fondness for CAPS LOCK.

Allison said...

Please, please tell us what Mr. Caps Lock googled in order to get here. I really want to know.

rachael said...

I believe anon googled 'yummy sandwhiches.'

Will McKinley said...

You certainly are a yummy little sandwich.