Execuse me?!

Friday afternoon I earned money moving computers out of offices and cubicles so some company could put in new carpeting. Me and the other four guys on the job entered the 17th floor and began wrapping up keyboards and mice and placing them in plastic bags. Some guy who works in a corner office starts harassing us. Yelling, he accuses us of theft. Apparently, his leather satchel bag has gone missing. I did not take well to his false accusations. I told him, "If I were going to commit a crime it'd be a violent one."

120 seconds later his co-worker revealed she had moved his bag to her office. He never did apologize.