Family Advice

I visited with family this past weekend. They applied the pressure. All my relatives keep telling me my parents deserve grandkids. My mother agreed, the traitor. She said, "Can't you just get knocked up." She dug into her purse and said, "Here. Here's $20. Go to a bar, get some guy drunk, take advantage of him, and make me a grandkid." I told her, "Mom, I live in New York City. I can't get anyone drunk for $20. You give me $75 and I'll see what I can do."