Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Why My Boyfriend is better than God

My boyfriend Jack is way better than God because when I ask Jack for something he gets it for me. God never gets me anything I ask for. God has not once risen from the couch to get me a pint of ice cream from the freezer, nor has God given me a comedy career. Jack has not given me a comedy career either, but I never asked Jack for one of those. Jack doesn't have any comedy connections. However, God has all the comedy connections and he hasn't done shit for me.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Your relationship seems very strong. I am very happy for you. It is very hard to find a soul mate who will look after you and give everything to you and ask for nothing in return. That is a good person and your are very lucky.