Why My Boyfriend is better than God
My boyfriend Jack is way better than God because when I ask Jack for something he gets it for me. God never gets me anything I ask for. God has not once risen from the couch to get me a pint of ice cream from the freezer, nor has God given me a comedy career. Jack has not given me a comedy career either, but I never asked Jack for one of those. Jack doesn't have any comedy connections. However, God has all the comedy connections and he hasn't done shit for me.