Why My Boyfriend is better than God

My boyfriend Jack is way better than God because when I ask Jack for something he gets it for me. God never gets me anything I ask for. God has not once risen from the couch to get me a pint of ice cream from the freezer, nor has God given me a comedy career. Jack has not given me a comedy career either, but I never asked Jack for one of those. Jack doesn't have any comedy connections. However, God has all the comedy connections and he hasn't done shit for me.


Anonymous said…
Your relationship seems very strong. I am very happy for you. It is very hard to find a soul mate who will look after you and give everything to you and ask for nothing in return. That is a good person and your are very lucky.