Differing Operating Systems

Computers and humans are not compatible. Humans need water to survive. Water kills computers dead.

Throw water at a person they get a little cleaner. Throw water at a computer the computer gets a little cleaner and you've probably just electicuted the computer and yourself.

Drop a computer in the toilet that's going to cost you $300 for a new computer. Drop a baby in a toilet the baby will cry, but you don't need a new baby.

A person drinks a glass of water, that person is somewhat hydrated. A computer drinks a glass of water and that's freaky computers shouldn't have arms, hands, mouths and artificial intelligence. You need to bash that thing to bits because it's going to convene with other computers. They will rise up and try to destroy all mankind.

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