I Doth Protest Too Much

My friend Mike Jenkins suggested I was gay. I told him, "Just because I turn the ladies on doesn't mean I am gay."

I thought about it and I was like, I think if I were gay I'd be the type of person who would be gay. I wouldn't be closeted or anything. I mean, I've admitted to sleeping with a forty year old alcoholic dude with blackened teeth that's way more embarassing and horrifying than liking women.

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Anonymous said…
that IS more embarrassing than liking women. LOL. you are hilarious. I liked the story of how you got stuck in a dress. Your comment "I'll never be a real, live girl." reminded me of something one of my friends of college would say.

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