My Future Looks Bright by the Blue Light

I came home from my trip to Oregon with the best news. I had to share it with my boyfriend Jack immediately.
"Jack, great news. Not only is my fiance, James a great cook, not only does he own property, but he has TiVo...For life! It's going to be awesome, we'll be able to TiVo our favorite programing."

Jack responded, "That's one of the reasons I love you. You're great at picking fiances."