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I don't have a lot to write today so you can check out this thing I wrote for Gawker last week by clicking on the sentence you are now reading.
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Last week I had a debate with a fellow on what counts as sex for the purposes of tallying the number of sexual partners a person has had in his or her life time. I say oral sex does not count. He argued that oral sex did count. I asked around and I found most women in there 20s and 30s agreed with me. However, when I asked my mother she agreed with the fellow. To which I proudly responded, "Oh well, then my numbers go way up." My mother slightly disgusted said, "Ugh. Why? What do you get out of it?" I told her, "Trust me. They're not getting much out of it either."
The joke should end there, but I have to ruin it with my opinion. What a woman gets out of giving a oral sex is receiving oral sex. Also there are women who enjoy the deed. And of course if you actually like a dude, you might want to do something nice for him, you know like cook him dinner, buy him the complete works of Shakespeare, give him head-- whatever.
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The benefits to having sex where no one comes, you don't have to wash your sheets.
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Last week I had a debate with a fellow on what counts as sex for the purposes of tallying the number of sexual partners a person has had in his or her life time. I say oral sex does not count. He argued that oral sex did count. I asked around and I found most women in there 20s and 30s agreed with me. However, when I asked my mother she agreed with the fellow. To which I proudly responded, "Oh well, then my numbers go way up." My mother slightly disgusted said, "Ugh. Why? What do you get out of it?" I told her, "Trust me. They're not getting much out of it either."
The joke should end there, but I have to ruin it with my opinion. What a woman gets out of giving a oral sex is receiving oral sex. Also there are women who enjoy the deed. And of course if you actually like a dude, you might want to do something nice for him, you know like cook him dinner, buy him the complete works of Shakespeare, give him head-- whatever.
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The benefits to having sex where no one comes, you don't have to wash your sheets.
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