Bar Life

I overheard a conversation a few weeks ago between two bar patrons.

PATRON I (to patron II): I'll give you a ride.

PATRON II: Are you sure? I live all the way out by the airport.

PATRON I: Yeah, it's alright.

PATRON II: But it's late.

PATRON I: Yeah, I know. But I have to sober up before I can go to bed anyway.

PATRON II: Alright cool. Thanks man.

Yes, that's right Patron I was too drunk to go to sleep but not too drunk to drive someone out to the airport.

PATRON I: No problem, let's go.

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