Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Where Were You on the Night of May 23rd?

The Romans had a saying, "En Vino Veritas" (there's truth in wine). Meaning you imbibe wine you start telling the truth. Anyone who has drunk dialed has a deep understanding of this platitude.

Studies have proven that torture does extract the truth from people.

I suggest that US interogators stop beating up their prisoners and take them out drinking. We'd find Bin Laden in no time and probably learn that prisoner 442 really misses his 4th grade girlfriend.

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