Rules to Live By (One rule in three Parts)

It is important for the single gal, who has many male friends in relationships, to obsess over some boy that is not her friend. She must be vocal about her obsession constantly, or at least constantly in the presence of the male friend’s significant other (dating or life partner). Her obsessiviness will ease the possessive minds of her male friend’s significant others, thereby allowing the single gal to keep her friends.

However, the single gal may not obsess over a movie star or other pop culture icon. Their unattainablity makes the single gal’s obsession irrelevant. Being in love with a pop icon does not diminish the single gal’s threat (real or imagined) to the male friend’s significant other, unless of course the single gal in question is a celebrity herself, then it is not far reaching to think she has a shot. Or the single gal once dated or married a celebrity despite her non-celebrity status, she may then obsess about that particular celebrity/pop icon/movie star aloud and constantly in the presence of her male friend’s significant other to put the significant other’s mind at ease.

However, if the significant other is a man then the single gal need not obsess publicly and/or constantly but may choose to if she enjoys such endeavors. If for some reason the male significant other is threatened by single gal then the single gal may counsel her male friend to drop his significant other because the dude is definitely crazy.

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SLAP YOUR KNEES OFF II: An Evening Of Stand-up to be Recorded

Mo Pitkins (34 Avenue A)

7:42pm

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Hosted by Tony Camin (Seen on Comedy Central)

Headlined by Pete Holmes (Comedy Central, Best Week Ever)

Featuring: Rachael Parenta, Charles Star, Adrienne Iapulluci, Claudia Cogan

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