Hold onto that Gal

Last night I heard a comedic acquaintance explained why he had to dump his 24-year-old girlfriend--he's 37. The girl thought Felicia Rashad was Rosa Parks. According to the comic she expressed this belief in the middle of performing fellatio. I think he should reconsider the dumping. I mean, a girl with that kind of ventriloquism skill is a keeper. Maybe that's why she's not so well versed in American history and pop culture because she spends most of her time working on that unbelievable talent. It's either that or my father's warning about Irish guys is right and the comic left enough room in her mouth for her to give a discourse on the Cosby Show. In which case, he should try to get her back, and now.