Tuesday, November 22, 2005

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Last night I socialized with a group of people, most of whom I didn't know well. During the conversation a 27 year old male used the phrase, "Balls to the wall." After uttering the words he looked across the table at me and apologized for using such rough language in my presence. I then became offended and uneasey. How dare he treat me like a woman! I'm no delicate flower. And to prove this I trumped his "balls to the wall" with "cunt to the front." Respect me, Ha! I'll make sure that never happens again!

How lucky am I that I met Jack? He's the only one who would ever put up with my inner sailor.

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