Phone Tap

Do you ever think a wrong number is not actually a wrong number? But instead some nefarious person or persons trying to record your voice saying certain phrases and words which they will then edit together to frame you for some crime they'll be committing.


I don't have any jokes for the holiday season. So I've refashioned some jokes I've already written for this time of year. Here it goes: I hate when Santa breaks up with me. Bastard. Fuck Santa, man. So emotionally unavailable.

Yeah, I guess it's not the same.