Dishwasher

Two weeks ago on a Sunday, I washed dishes--Professionaly! Jealous. I was able to land this gig because I graduated college Magna Cum Laude. The Job had a bunch of perks: two free meals, a glass of wine at the end of my shift, and cash payment. However, that's not why this job was awesome. The best perk is my mother's reaction. Everytime I bring up the night I was a dishwasher to my mother I get to watch a tiny knife twist in her heart. That's hard to beat, people.