More on Allergies

Apparently the pollen count is so bad that cats are sneezing. A comedic acquaintance of mine told me how her cat was been sneezing from the pollen. I said, "Good. How do you like it cat. Oh, it's not so fun now that the allergy is on the other paw. Yeah. What goes around comes around, kitty."
I guess pollen makes me very angry and bitter because I'm not even allergic to cats.

Yes, today I'm blaming my anger on pollen. Why not?