List of Non-Logical Actions Brought on by an Office
1. Though, the predicted temperature for today is above 80 degress Farhenheight I dressed in long pants and a sweater.
2. Despite needing at least two more hours of sleep when I awoke at 7:40am this morning, I still got out of bed and left my apartment.
3. This office has internet access yet restricts access to hotmail, gmail, yahoomail, etc. Huh? What's the point of the internet? Besides porn.
4. Every employee here has voicemail and caller ID, yet they insist I answer other people's phones anyway.
5. Instead of working on the new, weekly, variety show, "I Love Jack," I'm producing this fall (that will take place every Sunday 8pm at Shanghai's Den in Williamsburg) I have to enter business cards into some guy's microsoft outlook contacts folder.
6. Instead of editing and rehearsing a piece I'm to read tonight at Mo Pitkins I continue entering business cards into some dude's contacts folder.
7. Instead of picking up my replacement phone at a Fedex depot in Brooklyn, because Fedex didn't seem to be able to handle delivering it to my apartment on Tuesday, I'm scanning investment magazines for some unexplained reason.
8. They haven't fired me. I started Monday and it's Thursday.
2. Despite needing at least two more hours of sleep when I awoke at 7:40am this morning, I still got out of bed and left my apartment.
3. This office has internet access yet restricts access to hotmail, gmail, yahoomail, etc. Huh? What's the point of the internet? Besides porn.
4. Every employee here has voicemail and caller ID, yet they insist I answer other people's phones anyway.
5. Instead of working on the new, weekly, variety show, "I Love Jack," I'm producing this fall (that will take place every Sunday 8pm at Shanghai's Den in Williamsburg) I have to enter business cards into some guy's microsoft outlook contacts folder.
6. Instead of editing and rehearsing a piece I'm to read tonight at Mo Pitkins I continue entering business cards into some dude's contacts folder.
7. Instead of picking up my replacement phone at a Fedex depot in Brooklyn, because Fedex didn't seem to be able to handle delivering it to my apartment on Tuesday, I'm scanning investment magazines for some unexplained reason.
8. They haven't fired me. I started Monday and it's Thursday.
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