I've been making new friends lately...because my old friends don't want to hear me talk about my exboyfriend anymore. It's only been five years I'm not done talking about it. New friends are awesome. They don't say snarky things like, "yeah yeah I know. Then you ran into him and his wife but weren't sure if she was pregnant or had just put on some weight. How many fucking times are you going to relive this?" New friends aren't snarky at all they laugh at those old classics.