The New Label for an Old Fashion Choice

There are men in the world who take time to groom themselves and look spiffy, but they aren't gay. We call these men "metrosexuals." I am a woman who takes very little time to look spiffy. Instead, I wear baggy pants and comfortable foot wear like Teva sandles. Because of my "style" some people think I'm a lesbian but I'm not. I'm "granola sexual."