Comedic Riddle with a tiny story

What did the alcholic, closeted, cross-dresser say to the comedian?

"I'm not drunk you have father issues!"

The comedian said to herself, "Is he being ironic?"

To which a little omniscient voice replied, "He's from Kansas, so I don't think so."
"Kansas? I thought it was Nebraska."
"Is there a difference?"

And then the closeted, cross-dressing alcoholic scurried off to try and buy friends as his attempts to buy talent has failed miserably.