Last Minute Weightloss for Valentine's Day

Are you trying to slim down for you big date tonight? Here's a sure fire way to looze weight: Pull out your teeth. Last week I had four wisdom teeth removed and I lost 3/8 of ounce. No diet necessary. The wholes leave room for you to redistribute body fat so you can fit into that slinky dress or fetching suit.


And remember if you held your friends to the relationship standards you old the drunks you pick up at the bars you wouldn't have friends.