If it We'ren't for Dating Would Jokes Every Get Written

Somehow today's post made it past the internal censor.

Now, I'm not the world's most femine of women. In fact most of my comedy colleagues refer to me as Parenta. Just Parenta no Rachael, like I'm some 5ft 1 football player. I actually don't mine. It's fine. However, this is not fine in bed. Someone said to me whilst making-out, "You have a great ass, Parenta." This is a time when I'd like to feel like a girl.