Friday, August 05, 2005

Crutches

Three years ago this coming Tuesday I broke my ankle. The incident had me on crutches for five months. My crutches--Cocaine and Jesus.

I told that joke to a friend while I was broken. My friend said, "I don't get it. I don't think of Jesus as crutch."
"Not even when he's on the cross?" Then the lord struck me down with lightning because Jesus is wrathful like that. I said,"F ine my crutches - Budha and Crack." Then sidhartha slapped me upside the head, because he's a player hater. "OK OK Jim Jones and PCP"

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