It's All Greek to Me

Yesterday I spent 10 hours temping at BearStearns. My assignment had me sitting through a risk management symposium. In an effort to escape I tried slitting my wrists with a copy of the agenda. Unfortunately, it was too dull.

Do you remember when syposiums consisted of gallons of wine, togas, and sex with young boys? What has happened? White Anglo Saxons bankers ruin everything.